whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Thanks

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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