When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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