- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Homosexuals are gay.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Spotto

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Spell: “This word”

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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