- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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