Obamacare haters

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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