Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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The game!

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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