What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Women's rights.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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