- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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