How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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want a balloon? yeah

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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