George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

you just contradicted yourself.

knock knock. come in.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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