Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Jaden McMichael

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What is cold? Winter

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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