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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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