- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Mrs. Welsh

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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