- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

feces

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Matty B

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

your mother hates you

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