- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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