- Anti Joke

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

skurfboards we love fat kids

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

pineapples

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

skurfboards we love fat kids

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering