- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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