- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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