- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock Not Yet

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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