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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

luke moore cant pull it back

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

knock knock. who's there? someone.

poop is very very yummy.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Knock knock, Come in...

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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