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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

The 13th Amendment...

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

involved parents.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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