If life throws you melons... ouch

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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