What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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whats long and green? weed

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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