Spotto

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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pickle juice?

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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We are lawyers

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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