- Anti Joke

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pickle juice?

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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