- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

women's rights.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Men's Sports

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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