What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Gay's rights

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Butt Sex.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Joey mayer's face

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What is 8 times 4? 32

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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