- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

AIDS

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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