Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Your mom.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

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