- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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