- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Butt Sex.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How high is a Chinaman

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

? I hate niiggers ?

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