take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

whats a willy? -brock

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

The Pope

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Women's rights.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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