Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Okay, one second.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Mike tyson

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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