- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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