- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what do you watch ? a tv

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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