Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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