why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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