Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Male penises.

Jaden McMichael

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Ted Haggard.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

BenWuzHear

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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