Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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knock knock. come in.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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