Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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hipsters

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

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