- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

knock, knock. come in.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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