i dont like chris

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

I saw a poor man named rich

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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