How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Womans profesional lacrosse

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

My name is Harry.

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