How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Jersey Shore

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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