- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Wombat monkey juice.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

IU football

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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