What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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