Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Womens rights

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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