- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why did the book disappear?

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

split your ass cheek

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Penis.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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