- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

4-4-2

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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