Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Snausages.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Yes.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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