- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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