- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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