Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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