Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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bob saget

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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