Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Woman.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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So. The gays. ...

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Anti Joke

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