A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Lil' Wayne

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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An atheist walks into a church

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Barack Obama

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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