What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Breast cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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