- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

fack me!

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

womens rights to vote

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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