You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Sac

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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