Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Men's Sports

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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