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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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