What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

heads up!

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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