Many people of many races do many things every day.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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