- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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