Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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soccor

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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We are lawyers

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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