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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Women.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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