- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

whats a dick a dick

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

shammmm is a lesbian.

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