The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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ass in my face ? no

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Your social life.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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