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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.