- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

your mum

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

I dont know, are you a tomato?

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Butt Sex.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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