- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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