- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

poop is very very yummy.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

kiss me?

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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