Rebecca Black

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Hi

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you are my friend like it!

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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