why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Women's Rights.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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