A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Cancer.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Welcome to die!

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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hi corey

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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