Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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