Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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boo

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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