- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

I enjoy anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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