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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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