- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why did the jew die Really...

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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