Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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justin bieber

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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