tea with milk?

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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