How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Unnnnnnnn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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