- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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