- Anti Joke

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.