- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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