What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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YOU

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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