- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Obama

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Your mama's so fat.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

crap!!

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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