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What causes floods? Too much water.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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