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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

knock knock ... no one was in

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

YOU

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i like pie.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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