-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Butt Sex.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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