why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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