- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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roses are red, violets are violet.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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