- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

learn the ropes?

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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