Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

YOU

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Hello

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

This sentence is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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