Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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If you are my friend like it!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Bake until golden at 375

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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