- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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raping black women

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

pickle juice?

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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