What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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tea with milk?

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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redtube

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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your mum

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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My life :(

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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