there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Homosexuals are gay.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Spell: “This word”

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

We are lawyers

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

a man walks into a prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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