What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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