Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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You have cancer

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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