- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Tim and Eric

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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