Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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YOLO.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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