what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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