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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What just hit my face? The floor

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why? Whats wrong?

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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