why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Samantha

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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