what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Poop

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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BOOBALANBOO

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