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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Doorbell salesman.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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