Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

obama's promises

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Worst joke ever

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Breast cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

pineapples

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