Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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