How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Your mom.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

PUDDING

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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