- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

what do you watch ? a tv

A: B: No pun intended.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

i cant think of one.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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